The subliterate errors at Bleacher Report are funnier than their comedy features. I thought I'd get a few laughs checking out all the bad pro athlete film performances, but I got more laughs out of how horrible the "writers" were. One guy put his name on the stuff; the other one just went by "Co" for "correspondent." Smart move.
They "scourged" through YouTube clips, and wrote about "the highest profile athlete with the highest profile Disney animation profile." How about - the lowest profile sports humor writers on the lowest profile sports humor profile!
Further slamming Michael Jordan in Space Jam, "As lovable of a movie as this is, Jordan's role is certainly deservant of a spot on this list."
They're all like that. All the athlete thespians? They might be bad actors, but not as "bad of" writers as these two dingbats.
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This is the quote that inspired me: "Arnold's muscles obviously wooed girls, but didn't do quite enough for movie critics, who teared this apart." There's nothing like writing at the top of your game, with those words just teared apart.
